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Dress your little one with humor and comfort in the Alien “Humans Aren’t Real” Baby Bodysuit. Featuring a bold green alien head with large black eyes, paired with the playful slogan “Humans Aren’t Real”, this onesie adds a quirky twist to everyday babywear.
Made from 100% soft cotton, this short sleeve bodysuit is gentle on delicate skin while durable enough for daily adventures. With lap shoulders and leg openings, it makes dressing and diaper changes quick and easy. The relaxed fit ensures comfort during naps, playtime, or family outings.
Printed with premium DTG technology, the alien design offers sharp detail and vibrant colors that stay fresh wash after wash. A unique and funny gift idea for sci-fi families, geeky parents, or anyone who enjoys alien-themed humor.
Playful Alien Artwork – “Humans Aren’t Real” design with bold alien face.
Baby-Friendly Comfort – 100% cotton, breathable and gentle.
Easy Dressing – Lap shoulders and leg openings for quick changes.
Durable Fabric – Medium weight (4.5–6 oz/yd²) for everyday use.
Relaxed Fit – Freedom of movement for babies on the go.
Fun Gift Idea – Perfect for sci-fi families or quirky baby showers.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

















