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Turn heads with the Alien “Humans Aren’t Real” Women’s Cropped Hoodie. This bold design showcases a green alien face with large, expressive eyes, paired with the cheeky slogan “Humans Aren’t Real”. It’s the perfect fusion of retro sci-fi humor and modern streetwear fashion.
Made from a premium blend of 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester fleece, this cropped hoodie delivers unmatched softness, breathability, and durability. Its raw hem and dropped shoulders create a relaxed yet stylish look that’s perfect for layering or pairing with high-waisted jeans, joggers, or leggings.
Printed with premium DTG technology, the alien design stands out with vivid colors and sharp details that last. Whether you’re hitting the city, lounging with friends, or showing off your personality at a festival, this hoodie combines comfort, attitude, and quirky sci-fi vibes.
Striking Alien Artwork – “Humans Aren’t Real” slogan with bold alien face.
Soft & Lightweight – Cotton/poly fleece blend for comfort and breathability.
Trendy Cropped Fit – Raw hem and dropped shoulders for a modern streetwear edge.
Durable Quality – Bella + Canvas standards ensure long-lasting wear.
Versatile Styling – Pairs effortlessly with jeans, skirts, or activewear.
Conversation Starter – A playful, stylish hoodie for sci-fi and conspiracy fans.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
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