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Stay warm and make a statement with the Alien “Humans Aren’t Real” Classic Unisex Pullover Hoodie. This eye-catching design showcases a large green alien face with piercing black eyes, paired with the cheeky slogan “Humans Aren’t Real”. A perfect mix of sci-fi humor, conspiracy culture, and retro alien vibes.
Crafted from a heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie is both soft and durable. The air jet yarn fabric offers a smoother feel and reduces pilling, keeping your hoodie looking fresh wear after wear.
Designed for everyday comfort, it features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring, a large front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a great fit. Printed with premium DTG technology, the design delivers vibrant colors and long-lasting detail.
Whether you’re lounging at home, exploring the city, or attending a sci-fi convention, this hoodie is a must-have for alien enthusiasts and fans of quirky fashion.
Bold Alien Artwork – “Humans Aren’t Real” design with striking alien face.
Soft & Durable – Heavy blend cotton/polyester mix for comfort and strength.
Premium Feel – Air jet yarn for reduced pilling and smoother touch.
Classic Everyday Fit – Unisex pullover design for all-day comfort.
Practical Features – Double-lined hood, pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs & waistband.
Great Gift Idea – Perfect for sci-fi fans, conspiracy theorists, and quirky streetwear lovers.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
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