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Make a bold statement with the Alien “Humans Aren’t Real” Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt. This eye-catching design features a green alien face with striking black eyes, paired with the cheeky slogan “Humans Aren’t Real”. It’s the perfect blend of sci-fi humor, conspiracy culture, and retro alien fashion.
Made with a heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt provides warmth, comfort, and durability for everyday wear. The air jet yarn fabric gives it a smooth feel while reducing pilling, while double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures long-lasting quality. The 1x1 rib with spandex provides excellent stretch and recovery for a great fit.
Printed with premium DTG technology, the alien artwork pops with vibrant colors and crisp details, making this sweatshirt a true standout piece. Whether you’re lounging, heading out, or attending a sci-fi event, it’s a must-have for fans of UFOs and quirky alien apparel.
Bold Alien Artwork – “Humans Aren’t Real” slogan with striking alien face.
Soft & Comfortable – Heavy cotton/poly blend for everyday wear.
Air Jet Yarn – Smooth finish, reduced pilling.
Durable Construction – Double-needle stitching at key stress points.
Stretch & Recovery – 1x1 rib with spandex for flexibility and shape retention.
Classic Fit – Timeless unisex crewneck style.
Conversation Starter – Fun, cheeky design for sci-fi fans and conspiracy enthusiasts.
Make a bold statement with the Alien “Humans Aren’t Real” Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt. This eye-catching design features a green alien face with striking black eyes, paired with the cheeky slogan “Humans Aren’t Real”. It’s the perfect blend of sci-fi humor, conspiracy culture, and retro alien fashion.
Made with a heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt provides warmth, comfort, and durability for everyday wear. The air jet yarn fabric gives it a smooth feel while reducing pilling, while double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures long-lasting quality. The 1x1 rib with spandex provides excellent stretch and recovery for a great fit.
Printed with premium DTG technology, the alien artwork pops with vibrant colors and crisp details, making this sweatshirt a true standout piece. Whether you’re lounging, heading out, or attending a sci-fi event, it’s a must-have for fans of UFOs and quirky alien apparel.
Bold Alien Artwork – “Humans Aren’t Real” slogan with striking alien face.
Soft & Comfortable – Heavy cotton/poly blend for everyday wear.
Air Jet Yarn – Smooth finish, reduced pilling.
Durable Construction – Double-needle stitching at key stress points.
Stretch & Recovery – 1x1 rib with spandex for flexibility and shape retention.
Classic Fit – Timeless unisex crewneck style.
Conversation Starter – Fun, cheeky design for sci-fi fans and conspiracy enthusiasts.