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Add cosmic humor to your toddler’s wardrobe with the Alien “Humans Are Gross” Toddler Staple T-Shirt. This playful design features a purple alien with large black eyes framed by a psychedelic space background of retro waves, planets, and stars, paired with the cheeky slogan: “Humans Are Gross”. A mix of retro colors, sci-fi fun, and toddler-friendly comfort.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and gentle on sensitive skin. With its lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² – 142 g/m²) and side-seamed construction, it’s designed for all-day play, keeping up with even the most active little explorers.
Printed using premium DTG technology, the alien artwork bursts with bold purple, turquoise, pink, and black tones that stay vivid wash after wash. Perfect for playdates, family outings, or as a quirky everyday piece, this t-shirt is a must-have for sci-fi families, geeky parents, and kids with big personalities.
Psychedelic Alien Artwork – “Humans Are Gross” retro space design.
Soft & Gentle – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Lightweight Comfort – 4.2 oz/yd² fabric keeps toddlers comfy.
Durable Build – Side-seamed construction for strength and shape.
Kid-Friendly Style – Fun, colorful print toddlers will love.
Unique Gift Idea – Perfect for geeky families and quirky toddler fashion.
Add cosmic humor to your toddler’s wardrobe with the Alien “Humans Are Gross” Toddler Staple T-Shirt. This playful design features a purple alien with large black eyes framed by a psychedelic space background of retro waves, planets, and stars, paired with the cheeky slogan: “Humans Are Gross”. A mix of retro colors, sci-fi fun, and toddler-friendly comfort.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and gentle on sensitive skin. With its lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² – 142 g/m²) and side-seamed construction, it’s designed for all-day play, keeping up with even the most active little explorers.
Printed using premium DTG technology, the alien artwork bursts with bold purple, turquoise, pink, and black tones that stay vivid wash after wash. Perfect for playdates, family outings, or as a quirky everyday piece, this t-shirt is a must-have for sci-fi families, geeky parents, and kids with big personalities.
Psychedelic Alien Artwork – “Humans Are Gross” retro space design.
Soft & Gentle – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Lightweight Comfort – 4.2 oz/yd² fabric keeps toddlers comfy.
Durable Build – Side-seamed construction for strength and shape.
Kid-Friendly Style – Fun, colorful print toddlers will love.
Unique Gift Idea – Perfect for geeky families and quirky toddler fashion.