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Add cosmic humor to your toddler’s wardrobe with the Alien “Humans Are Gross” Toddler Staple T-Shirt. This playful design features a purple alien with large black eyes framed by a psychedelic space background of retro waves, planets, and stars, paired with the cheeky slogan: “Humans Are Gross”. A mix of retro colors, sci-fi fun, and toddler-friendly comfort.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and gentle on sensitive skin. With its lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² – 142 g/m²) and side-seamed construction, it’s designed for all-day play, keeping up with even the most active little explorers.
Printed using premium DTG technology, the alien artwork bursts with bold purple, turquoise, pink, and black tones that stay vivid wash after wash. Perfect for playdates, family outings, or as a quirky everyday piece, this t-shirt is a must-have for sci-fi families, geeky parents, and kids with big personalities.
Psychedelic Alien Artwork – “Humans Are Gross” retro space design.
Soft & Gentle – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Lightweight Comfort – 4.2 oz/yd² fabric keeps toddlers comfy.
Durable Build – Side-seamed construction for strength and shape.
Kid-Friendly Style – Fun, colorful print toddlers will love.
Unique Gift Idea – Perfect for geeky families and quirky toddler fashion.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
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